Title: Because Your Condoms Are About to Expire
Author: gracerene
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: R
Word Count: ~1,350
Content/Warnings: Auror!Harry, safehouses, condoms
Summary: Draco and Harry are trapped in a safe-house for the night with no magic. How ever will they entertain themselves?
Notes: Happy half-birthday blithelybonny! Over a year ago I made this post about safe sex in HP asking about a hypothetical scenario in which condoms expiring could be applicable in the HP universe. You gave me the idea for a magically null safe-house, and your fate was sealed. :) I hope you enjoy this slightly silly little thing, and I hope you have a wonderful half-birthday, darling! <3

Thanks to capitu and fantasyfiend09 for looking this over for me! I played around with it a bit since, so all remaining mistakes are my own.

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