Title: To Time an Egg
Author: gracerene
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~850
Content/Warnings: established relationship, frottage
Summary: They have eight minutes.
Author's Notes: This was the weirdest fucking reason, and so I just sort of...went with it? I have no clue if this is actually what the reason meant. Also, I have never in my life made a hardboiled egg, because I don't like them, so apologies if the vaguely mentioned timing or technique seems off. But really, if you're reading this fic for accurate egg-cooking techniques, I think that maybe you're missing the point. ;)

Thanks to capitu and fantasyfiend09 for looking this over for me! I played around with it a bit since, so all remaining mistakes are my own.

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