Have you read Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo, in which Harry is a gentleman of leisure and Draco is a toilet salesman? It's not as cracky as it sounds, though it is funny! It's not explicit but it's from 2014 so at least it meets one of your criteria.

Oo, yes! I remember reading that when it first posted. So funny!

https://serpentinelion.livejournal.com/36210.html
This is probably my favorite very old fic (2006). Short, simple, and absolutely gorgeous. Hurt/comfort at its very best.

The above two fanworks are my go-to fics, and I’ve read them a zillion times. The first (The Arrangement series by Rurounihime) is my favorite fanfic of all time. It’s a series of stories, and it’s long, but it’s terribly satisfying on so many levels. Grown up Harry and Draco have never been sexier or more devoted.

Sæglópur is incredibly hot and funny and very emotional all at once.

Ooo, thanks for the recs! I love Rue and Femme and actually just read some older fics by both of them in the past few weeks, but I don't think I've read these!

Let me know if you like them! 💜

I might have to go on a rereading rampage myself...

arctic fox by scrptkr https://hd-holidays.livejournal.com/80156.html 28k, nc-17 (2007)

Planes, Champagnes, and Chocolate-Chip Pancakes by lotus-lizzy https://hd-fan-fair.livejournal.com/11016.html 11k, nc-17 (2010)

On the couch by frayach https://archiveofourown.org/works/2087592 26k, nc-17 (2010)

Bite me, hate memes by pir8fancier (+sequel bmhm: the wedding) http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=14373&chapter=1&font=&size= 32k, r (2008)
And actually I also really love Lettered and the sequels lush life and home again, home again (also by pir8fancier and archived on skyehawke). They're from 2006-2009.

Decoy dilemma by dysonrules https://hd-holidays.livejournal.com/189221.html 38k, nc-17 (2010)

Doing the Lambeth walk by blamebrampton https://serpentinelion.livejournal.com/306086.html 26k, pg (2011)

The Venice job by nishizono https://archiveofourown.org/works/129737 25k, nc-17 (2007)

The Secret Diary of Draco Malfoy: Aristocrat, Ne'er-do-Well, Rampant Homosexual by Alysian_fields https://fictionalley.ikeran.org/authors/alysian_fields/TSDODMANRH.html length? Between 50-70k according to my records. R (2008). This is comedy gold and one of my favourite fanon dracos.

Collect your courage by mervab https://hd-holidays.livejournal.com/251064.html 44k, nc-17 (2012)

Liar by jad https://hd-holidays.livejournal.com/259726.html 50k, nc-17 (2012) simply because this is the best infidelity fic I've ever read and I think about it often

You also pretty much can't go wrong with any older femmequixotic fics! a perpetal favourite is we are young (if you like political fics), take a sad song, sæglópur, says the magpie to the morning, etc.

Imma stop here :'''D you probably know some of these fics already but hopefully there's something new for you too!

LOL, I think there are at least 2 fics on here that I've not read before, or at least don't immediately remember reading, which is pretty much the same thing these days, LOL! But most of them are fics I've also loved and recced, so I'll have to go check out those 2 I haven't read yet!

Nice! I have a few more older obscure recs if you want them, though I can't promise they're all explicit, but unfortunately I discovered yesterday that many of my links to old favourites were dead. :( this is what I've got left:

All his saints by setissma http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=6771&chapter=1&font=&size= 13k, r (2005).

Normality is to Freedom (as Blood-Pumping Muscle is to Heart) by liadan14 https://liadan14.livejournal.com/16000.html length? Less than 10k I think. R (2009)

Landslide by Libby_drew https://serpentinelion.livejournal.com/234551.html 25k, nc-17 (2010)

Homecoming by Novembersnow https://novembersnow.livejournal.com/378269.html 27k, no-17 (2008)

Hard to forget by khateh https://hd-inspired.livejournal.com/53388.html 15k, pg-13 (2008) (amnesiac!parrot!draco)

The waters of March by Duinn Fionn http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=600&chapter=1&font=&size= 21k, pg (2003)
By the same author I also really loved a thousand beautiful things http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=2226&chapter=1&font=&size= (108k) and the sequel delicate sound of thunder http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=8337&chapter=1&font=&size= (61k). They're from 2004 and 2005, rated R.

I was so excited to see this here as well as on Tumblr, and as Tumblr seems to hate me and will not post anything I try to respond to, I'm putting this here. You sent this just as was in process of updating my spreadsheet of all the Fanfics I've read since 2007. The list by no means is inclusive of all of the best. These are just the ones that stood out to me for one reason or the other. They are generally considered among the classes--you've probably read most of them. If not, here's your chance.



Any and all Fics ever written, pretty much by any of the below authors. Everything they write I love, absolutely love. They tend towards significant amt of explicitness, but even those that don’t are written in such ways that it really doesn’t matter. They are all hotter than hell, and emotional and angsty and full of all sorts of UST. .
Femmequixitoc
Frayach
Oldenuf2nb
Dyson Rules
Faithwood
Alanna_fair
Lettered
Now, more specific fics that I have read and loved over the years. I’m pretty sure all of them with maybe an exception or two were written between 2007—2014, some maybe even earlier.
Bitten: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10181204?view_full_work=true (one of the first HD fandom people I ever became friends with (reminds me a lot of you,--very active in fandom, served as mod for lots of fest (the 1st cross-gen fest mod) wrote like a demon and was always very helpful in any and all ways. The fic is long and very porny, some angst—a lot of angst but a happy ending)
Double Edged Sword: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8214892?view_full_work=true A behemoth of a fic, some 500,000 words. Some het sex at the beginning which soon is resolved to hot HD action
Draco in Shadow: https://archiveofourown.org/works/517957
A Life More Or Less Ordinary: https://archiveofourown.org/works/725818
Big Dick, Come Quick: https://my-drarry-recs.livejournal.com/2134.html (the author has taken the story down, but this link gives you info on how to obtain a PDF (the title describe the fic. 100%)
Corruption series: https://archiveofourown.org/series/1798
Gold Tinted Spectacles: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46784?view_full_work=true
Three boxes and a Scrapbook: https://archiveofourown.org/works/1290604
All Bets are Off: https://fictionalley.ikeran.org/authors/allegra/ABAO.html (a non-typical, not fanon view of Harry, still I love a cocky swaggering Harry.
The Shadowy Corners, https://archiveofourown.org/works/846707
Harry Potter and the inconvenient condition, https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&work_search%5Bquery%5D=Harry+Potter+and+the+Inconvenient+Condition (sort of a backwards way to get to the original fic)
Here’s the Pencil, Make it Work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/640449
The Way Down: https://archiveofourown.org/works/4902346/chapters/11243584
Decoy Dilemma: https://archiveofourown.org/works/175558?view_full_work=true
Tissue of silver: https://archiveofourown.org/works/892956/chapters/1723547
Cottage with the purple Door: https://rillalicious.dreamwidth.org/97657.html (a nonlinear fic, so if you don’t like those this may not be for you, but it’s just soo damn good.)
Humbug, A Christmas tale: https://archiveofourown.org/works/321639
Conquering the Dark: https://archiveofourown.org/works/329019
Lesbian Muffin Debacle: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8181109 hilarious, absolutely snort liquids through your nose, funny.
Hall of Mirrors: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65749
Coming Home: http://thetwobroomsticks.slashcity.net/siren/ComingHome.html
World of the Living: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21207
Stain of Silence, https://archiveofourown.org/works/716724
Full Spectrum: https://olivia-lupin.livejournal.com/ (friending the journal required for access) (one of my absolute favourites. Currently rereading it for the third, maybe fourth time—stunning)
Bond: https://fictionalley.ikeran.org/authors/anna_fugazzi/bond.html: ( I realise bonding fics are not very PC right now, but I love them and this one is the best of the bunch!)
Irresistible Poison: https://fictionalley.ikeran.org/authors/rhysenn/IP.html
Advanced Charms: https://archiveofourown.org/works/893605 (this is the link to an A03 account, but I believe there is also a LJ account with the author’s info somewhere. (the descriptions and the whole show not tell is amazing in this fic. Incredible)
Disturbing the Peace: https://moonflower-rose.livejournal.com/17292.html
Tale of Horns: https://my-drarry-recs.livejournal.com/53228.html (porn, pure porn then even more Porn, and lets not forget, it’s got more porn. But soooo good!)

Oh gosh, thank you so much for all of these recs! I've read a lot of these, and some are my absolute favorites, but there are also a ton I've never read, so I'm excited to add them to the list!

I hope you enjoy them. In full disclosure a few of them may not meet the current proficiency of writing standards, a few too many "the Slytherin, the brunette, etc." but in terms of story telling, they are all stellar. At least in my opinion.